By Bethany A. Hoppe
The
Emoticon Meme that shows the range of emotions a man goes through compared to
those of a woman has nailed it! When I
first saw this Emoticon chart I thought it was funny. But then it began to rattle me a little bit
because it was so true!
I eyed my husband
suspiciously, realizing that he does in fact have a permanent amused expression
on his face if he is awake. I on the other
hand go through everything from euphoric happiness to a blatant criminal
mindset within the same 24-hours. In
stunned disbelief I realize that just this morning I felt like
Julie-Freakin’-Andrews on a mountain top…but by the time I crash into my pillow
tonight, I’ll practically be Marilyn Manson.
Not Monroe.
How do guys let it
roll of their backs? How do they do
it? They have to be on to something because
they age slower without coating themselves in anti-aging cream every
night. Plus, they only hang out in the
shower for a grand total of 3-minutes. I
know they didn’t have time to pre-loofah.
And they certainly didn’t condition their hair, or end their shower with an almond shell scrub.