By Bethany A. Hoppe
The Emoticon Meme that shows the range of emotions a man goes through compared to those of a woman has nailed it! When I first saw this Emoticon chart I thought it was funny. But then it began to rattle me a little bit because it was so true!
I eyed my husband suspiciously, realizing that he does in fact have a permanent amused expression on his face if he is awake. I on the other hand go through everything from euphoric happiness to a blatant criminal mindset within the same 24-hours. In stunned disbelief I realize that just this morning I felt like Julie-Freakin’-Andrews on a mountain top…but by the time I crash into my pillow tonight, I’ll practically be Marilyn Manson. Not Monroe.
How do guys let it roll of their backs? How do they do it? They have to be on to something because they age slower without coating themselves in anti-aging cream every night. Plus, they only hang out in the shower for a grand total of 3-minutes. I know they didn’t have time to pre-loofah. And they certainly didn’t condition their hair, or end their shower with an almond shell scrub.